From: The Seattle Times, Letters to the Editor, May 30, 2001

"Teaching is not a job, it's a calling. For short-termers, it's a craft to be mastered. For the long-haulers, teaching becomes an art form. And like great art, it becomes priceless when the artist passes on."

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

From the Cosmic Center




Original Heartfelt Thoughts #2

To find some closure,
I need your thoughts and prayers
To help put it all behind me,
So I can get on with my life.

I guess that about covers it.
I’ll let you be the judge.
It’s not for me to say.
Nobody’s perfect.

Americans are a forgiving people.

I’m sorry if I offended anyone.
Believe me, that was not my intention.
Most of all, I let myself down.
I know better now.
I’ve learned my lesson.


N.B.:  File under Apologies #1, generic. Save as template for future use.  At press conferences with TV cameras rolling, remember raw onion slice in handkerchief for “real” tears finish.  

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The Clever Art of Public Apology

Background: I submitted the following essay self-edited for length to The Lantern, my alma mater’s student newspaper. The genesis of the essay concerned the recent transgressions of Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel.

In April of 2010, the coach received e-mails from a Columbus, Ohio attorney alerting Tressel that a few of his star players had sold athletic memorabilia (jerseys, rings, etc.) in exchange for tattoos from a local tattoo parlor. The owner of said establishment was under federal investigation for drug trafficking and other alleged crimes.

Nine months later just prior to the Buckeyes’ scheduled appearance in the Sugar Bowl, OSU and the NCAA sanctioned six players for selling the aforementioned memorabilia. The players were suspended for the first five games the 2011 season but were allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl. They did and Ohio State won. OSU then announced they would officially appeal the NCAA sanctions.

Questions as to Tressel role in “tattoo-gate” continued. In January of 2011 while participating in the appeal process, Coach Tressel finally acknowledged knowing way back in April that players may have violated NCAA rules. In addition he violated Ohio State procedures by not informing its athletic director of the original e-mails. Furthermore Coach Tressel lied directly to the NCAA in September when he signed the annual declaration that no staff or players had violated NCAA rules that preseason.

Ohio State promptly fined Tressel $250,000 and suspended him from participation in the first two games of next season’s schedule. The coach was also required to apologize publicly.  Shortly thereafter, the coach’s suspension was extended to five games.

Having been a walk-on varsity athlete at Ohio State, and having tutored for its athletic department, I was personally offended by the resulting damage to my school’s reputation further compounded by Coach Tressel’s feeble attempt at public apology, so I wrote:


FAS


                                      The Clever Art of Public Apology

I hate what passes for public apology these days. Most reduce to a press release and a postscript. Real apologies are rare whenever a microphone or a camera is present—in other words, on the record. Nowadays any repentance with an audience starts by deflecting blame. Look for the ubiquitous if and but. How often have we heard apology attempts begin, “If I offended anyone,” cleverly implying I need not apologize but will generously, graciously offer to anyway? It is deception of the first order.

From there the inevitable denial of intent follows—as if anyone actually lies by accident. Further calculated attempts at contrition strategically position the word but halfway through the discourse—like red pepper on a convict’s scent trail. The court of public opinion should immediately stamp “attempted escape” atop the speaker’s ever-expanding rap sheet.

If these standard deviations from genuine apology do not pass muster with the audience, the truth skirter can always continue in the passive voice. The oft repeated, “Mistakes were made,” acknowledges negative behavior but artfully avoids blame acceptance—as if the lie told itself. Somebody lied. Apparently, that liar’s identity must remain a mystery.

No miscreant speaker needs legal advice to cloak the self-damning I beneath a pompous royal we, echoing the privileged rich and famous. “We did our best,” brings everyone into the act—insuring a chorus of applause from sympathetic co-conspirators. Where is the well-timed, lone-wolf voice of truth openly declaring, “But WE did not lie, YOU did”?

Finally, when all else fails, and our penitent pretender has danced around his duty like a novice ballerina, he can always blame society. This works especially well on college campuses brimming with sociology majors. “Don’t we all share part of the blame when our youth stray?” Surely no fair-minded, empathetic advocate of social justice could argue against that tack. Still, somebody most definitely ought to.

Enough of this pretentious posturing! Real apologies require just three parts. First, clearly state what you did wrong. Next, say you are sorry. Finally, promise not to do it again. In all three declarations, use the word I, “I lied; I cheated; I abused my authority. I am truly sorry. I will not do it again.” Stand up straight, and look the audience straight in the eye. Do not just mouth the words. Mean what you say. There, was that so hard?

My dad taught me the right way to apologize when I was four. It’s never too late for people in the public eye to learn the same, simple lesson. It works equally well for athletes and actors, supervisors and CEOs, politicians and prelates.

Weak, evasive, irresponsible apologies that seem to suffice today fool no one in the long run. Without genuine remorse (evidenced in a real apology) a perpetrator will re-offend. His lack of character will come to light time and again. Apologize right the first time and forgiveness usually follows. Real apologies build genuine character. Anything less, does not.


P.S. Subsequent to my writing the above, new additions to the Tressel tale have surfaced. The coach has now admitted to forwarding the original April e-mails to a man referred to as quarterback Terrelle Pryor’s “mentor,” further tarnishing Tressel’s damaged reputation. Just how far the trail of lies extends, no one knows for certain. The latest speculation, however, points toward Tressel’s termination as OSU head football coach sometime soon. Spring football practice starts in April. Additional NCAA sanctions are still anticipated. Tressel’s deception and cover-up have compromised the reputation of both the program and the institution, embarrassing loyal Buckeyes everywhere. Coach Jim Tressel must go. 

Lies


Lies

A moment misspoken
 Quickly corrected,
Quickly dismissed.

Given time before detection,
Said mistake repeated
Transforms to brazen lie—

A common political process called
Conscience metamorphosis.


Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Student Driven Schedule: A Closer Look

On March 3, 2001 the King County Journal ran the op-ed column below. I wrote it out of frustration with the “semesterization” of my own high school’s schedule. It was another top down process unilaterally imposed by administration. There was no faculty input. The process just “evolved” over the course of three or four years. In department meetings whenever I questioned why yearlong classes in English, social studies, math, and science had more and more students transferring to different teachers at semester, I was invariably told it was an administrative scheduling concern. In other words, just shut up and do what you’re told. I saw no academic justification for such a policy shift. No school official ever offered me one, so I wrote.


FAS



The Student Driven Schedule: A Closer Look


Most parents who send their teenagers to a public high school assume the school will focus on academics. Thank goodness that assumption is true in most cases. But in at least one area high school, administrators actually boast their schedule is "student driven." Like the omni-impotent phrase "meeting kids’ needs," "student driven" says to parents "we care" until they get the real translation. "Student driven" is edu-speak for "elective focused."

The "student driven" schedule is a fairy godmother granting wishes. Teenagers get the electives they want BEFORE the academic classes they need. The process placates the restless and the unmotivated but penalizes the conscientious and the college bound. In short, scheduling priorities are reversed. Adolescent choices are reshaping required courses.

Single-semester electives get top priority. Yearlong academic classes scrape bottom. Language arts, the only four-year requirement in high school, is scheduled dead last. Coincidentally, English was also the last required class to coordinate its curriculum by semester or "semesterize." Why abandon the traditional year of algebra, biology, and American history?  Whose interests are best served by doing so?

The curriculum for required academic subjects is supposed to be a year’s course of study. The student catalog says so. Parents and students expect an entire year with the same teacher. Yet to facilitate scheduling, every curriculum has now been "semesterized." That may sound reasonable, even desirable until one factors in academic continuity. When half the student body arbitrarily changes teachers each semester, continuity gets crucified. "Semesterizing" the schedule is educational blasphemy.

School leaders justify their schedule with stats on every potential conflict from overcrowding to planning period preferences. For administrators expedience trumps academic continuity. Teachers have no say in scheduling priorities, but, as always, teachers must cope with the consequences.  The "elective focused" schedule and the division of yearlong classes into semesters were unilateral administrative dictates. So what’s wrong with these policies?

The big shift at semester wastes curriculum time. Teachers must re-establish classroom expectations with every new student. Newcomers must re-acclimate. Teacher-student rapport and trust start from scratch. Academic procedures already engrained in first semester students need repeating for untrained transfers. School begins all over again. The process takes weeks—wasted weeks.

The semester swap undermines the classroom authority of every teacher involved. With each new cast of characters, teachers face behavior problems and territorial challenges. It takes time to set boundaries. It takes time to enforce them consistently. The school year has no time to spare. The WASL (our state-mandated test) looms.

Semester splits are hardest on new teachers. They need YEARS of experience to build classroom confidence, efficiency, and presence. A succession of start-and-stop semesters will never suffice. Where’s the follow through? Starting over each semester doubles the stress but cuts the sense of accomplishment in half. Watch this policy push frustrated young teachers out of the profession.

Experienced teachers don’t fare much better. Veterans create a rhythm with established programs. Units pulse with common thematic accents. The first semester crescendo builds to a second semester grand finale. Vets reserve a pride-and-joy unit, their greatest passion, for June when student effort wanes. Nothing motivates like enthusiasm. Truncate that process; interrupt the crescendo, and the grand finale fizzles. Watch semester scheduling push frustrated veteran teachers out of the profession.

When the elective tail wags the academic dog, standardized test scores drop. Where’s the surprise here? What realistic adult thinks an "elective focused" schedule promotes scholarship? For many teens English class is no more important than jewelry making. If high school somehow morphed into college, most students would major in electives.

Does your high school schedule this way? If so, its educational priorities need a major overhaul. Scheduling should reflect academic importance. To that end, core classes come first. Electives ARE important but secondary. No college, no future employer cares whether a high school graduate took calligraphy or woodworking.

English, social studies, math, and science must be yearlong classes. Educational integrity demands continuity. Semester transfers in core classes should be rare, not de rigueur. When students are accountable to one teacher per subject, anonymity decreases. That makes real caring, not just lip service, possible. Subject mastery becomes an attainable long-term goal, not a fragmented, serendipitous dream.

Parents and teachers cannot afford to acquiesce. The scheduling status quo must change. Current practice sends students a clear anti-intellectual message. The school focus is social not scholastic–fun first, academics last. Student attitudes and behavior reflect the tone set by the schedule, and that tone is stridently off-key.

Principled people must speak out. The elective focused schedule has to go. Administration needs to hear the right message to re-establish the right priorities. A diploma ought to be a high school’s academic seal of approval, a guarantee its graduates are intellectually prepared for adult life. Anything less is institutionalized fraud.


P.S.  When administrators in public schools make unilateral, fundamental changes that negatively impact academics, somebody ought to hold them accountable.  

Weak administrators think happy kids make good schools. Happy kids mean happy parents. Happy parents make for good public relations. Good PR makes a principal’s job easier and more secure. In the meantime, dedicated teachers who witness the steady decline in academic focus and protest end up on the assistant principal’s troublemakers list. Ah, such is the weak, but well-established, chain of command.