From the Cosmic Center

Original Heartfelt Thoughts #2

To find some closure,

I need your thoughts and prayers

To help put it all behind me,

So I can get on with my life.

I guess that about covers it.

I’ll let you be the judge.

It’s not for me to say.

Nobody’s perfect.

Americans are a forgiving people.

I’m sorry if I offended anyone.

Believe me, that was not my intention.

Most of all, I let myself down.

I know better now.

I’ve learned my lesson.

N.B.:  File under Apologies #1, generic. Save as template for future use.  At press conferences with TV cameras rolling, remember raw onion slice in handkerchief for “real” tears finish.